Avowing my price sensitivity
2 days ago
So, the real reason I posted my blogroll of healy blogs yesterday?
I'm done with this healing thing.
Between life-tapping warlocks, tanks forgetting their pants, aggro hungry mages, and other disc priests bubbling my target, I just can't handle it anymore!
The sickest thing about being a healer? When everyone is doing their job properly, YOUR job is mind-numbingly dull. When everyone is screwing up? You're pissed off because they keep screwing up.
I'm sick of wiping up after your messes, non-healers! It's a thankless job. It's a stupid job. Seriously, healers are completely pointless. Basically, your health is your green bar plus a multiplier of my blue bar. Do you ever think about how ridiculous that really is? I mean, couldn't you just, like, not take damage? This is sort of like throwing money at a problem. I'm throwing my mana at the problem - YOU!
SO NO MORE
Shadow I become.
For the record, this is known as "Pulling a Paolo".
I'm done with this healing thing.
Between life-tapping warlocks, tanks forgetting their pants, aggro hungry mages, and other disc priests bubbling my target, I just can't handle it anymore!
The sickest thing about being a healer? When everyone is doing their job properly, YOUR job is mind-numbingly dull. When everyone is screwing up? You're pissed off because they keep screwing up.
I'm sick of wiping up after your messes, non-healers! It's a thankless job. It's a stupid job. Seriously, healers are completely pointless. Basically, your health is your green bar plus a multiplier of my blue bar. Do you ever think about how ridiculous that really is? I mean, couldn't you just, like, not take damage? This is sort of like throwing money at a problem. I'm throwing my mana at the problem - YOU!
SO NO MORE
Shadow I become.
For the record, this is known as "Pulling a Paolo".
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Heh heh heh
There's not enough sexy balls of purple in the world. MOAR! WE SHALL DISPERSE FOR GREAT VICTORY!!1!
Ah shucks and I thought you were coming to my side
Pesty
Good, but I think krizzlybear beat you to it.
Of course, you're absolutely right about the whole boring when people are doing their jobs and annoying when people aren't.
actually, gnomeaggedon beat me to it by changing his blog name to trollaggedon. it's actually quite hilarious.
actually, I beat MYSELF to it last year when I did "Fire is the New Black" for april fools '09. does that count?